My dog poops money


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my-dog-poops-moneyI was watching tv, when I started to hear weird noises. I put the sound mute and stood up to investigate. It came as a surprise when I went to the kitchen and saw what Pipa, my dog, was doing. She was pooping a 20 euro bill. Should I call a talent manager?





Stupid Things I Did Today


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stupid-things-i-did-todayMy eldest sister and her family have moved to the west coast, so I decided it was about time that I paid them a visit. In order to make the most of my trip, I decided to make a stop in Chicago where one of my friends live.

I was ecstatic, I found an excellent fare, and could not wait to tell my friend. I sent her a message that after a few years without seeing in person I could finally hug her! What it came as a surprise was that she was not living in Chicago, but in Washington. So, any good places to visit in Chicago?

My dog is an astronaut


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dog-astronaut-humorIt happened a few days ago. I received a call from a weird number. At first I could not understand anything, but when someone finally started talking, I simply could not believe what my ears where about to hear.

The call was from a secret organism that was recruiting candidates for a new space mission. My first reaction was to laugh, thinking that it was a joke from one of my friends, but when the man started to talk about personal files and data that only the government could know, I started to believe that all was true.

It was a secret mission orchestrated by Spain, USA and UK. They wanted to use a spanish newbie so it would not raise any suspicions. But still, they had another surprise, they did not want me, they wanted my dog Pipa to do all the hard work.

I had a big dilemma, she wanted to go, she wanted to feel important and do something for her country. On the other hand, she could die there, alone and lost forever.

I told them I needed a few days for her to consider. On the third day, I received another call, they wanted an answer. Pipa, the dog that used to be a hipster, was going to risk her life, for all of us. I cannot express how sad I am that she is ploughing through the firmament, but what I cannot also express how proud I am of her.