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Are you a bear? Do you have drinking problems? Well, do not worry, you are about to get the help you need.

Joking aside, Ukraine’s Environmental Minister Mykola Zlochevsky has announced his office is going to build a sanctuary for all the bears that have been forced to drink booze in order to entertain a few simpletons, where they can detox and eliminate their inebriated habits. This is a common practice that dates back to the Russian Empire, and it is sadly still carried on in some of the countries that were part of the Soviet Union.

Should not they send Yogi Bear to Ukraine?

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