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stupid-laws-do-not-read-this-sign-under-penalty-of-lawPoliticians are getting crazy and ridiculous, therefore it is logical that some of these laws are still in force:

If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town; Canada. I want a horse, I might want to get in prison. 

Since 1173 it has been illegal to die; Venice. Someone has seen too many vampire movies.

Having sexual intercourse with a porcupine is illegal; Florida. Indeed? 

Eating a neighbor’s baby is strictly forbidden; Alaska. Damn!, I wanted to be forever young.

You may not educate dogs; Connecticut Intelligent dogs are more dangerous

It is illegal to wear sexy pink pants after midday on a Sunday; Australia. Blue is the color to go.

It is forbidden by law to ask a Scotsman what he wears under his kilt; United Kingdom. White kittens, of course.

Men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female; Lebanon. Male animals are more sensitive, you do not want to face a heart-broken bull.

It’s illegal to name a pig Napoleon; France. You can call him Shorty.

The head of any dead whale found on the British coast is legally the property of the king; the tail, on the other hand, belongs to the queen — in case she needs the bones for her corset; UK. Do not run away with a whale in your handbag, it will not be proper.

There is a law called the no “mock proposal” law, which states that anybody above the age of 16-years-old is not allowed to perform a proposal if they do not mean it. South Carolina. The truth will set you free.

It is illegal to take a bite out of someone else´s hamburger. Oklahoma. I might want to send my boyfriend over there.

It is illegal to wear a bulletproof vest while committing a murder; New Jersey. These  young criminals do not know how things are done.

You may legally marry a dead person as long as there is proof that they consented to marriage prior to dying; France. Romeo and Juliet should consider moving over there.

No one may start a car while someone is underneath the vehicle; Denmark. This one kinda makes sense, I am impressed.

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